STEVEN GERRARD: The day he cut his penis, blood everywhere

It was an FA cup fixture and the former Liverpool captain injured himself when making a tackle.

The details were revealed as dailymail serialized is new book. Below are excerpts:

"The magic of the FA Cup was bloodied on the day my penis was cut and then stitched shut on an unromantic afternoon in Bournemouth last year."

"It was eye-watering. I tried to close down a winger to block hiscross but felt a stinging in my privates. I thought, 'S*** — that doesn't feel right!' It was stinging like f***."

"The gash looked pretty bad, right across the middle. There was plenty of blood. I needed four stitches and the lads were absolutely p*ssing themselves."

"You can imagine the jokes about inches and stitches and my future performances at home. I might have smiled but I could have throttled the lot of them."

"The doc and I went looking for somewhere quiet, but Bournemouth's physio room was busy and I sat down, looking sheepish, while a few of their kids came over to shake hands."

"They must have thought I was shy. Then when the doc suggested, 'I think we'd better get on with it, Stevie' there was no way I was getting my penis out in front of an audience."

"Doc Andy Massey cleared the room, I took off my shorts and underpants and had one last look. Ouch. I hoped I wasn't saying goodbye to an old friend. I got a jab first and was careful not to look at what he was doing."

"The doc already had to staple Martin Skrtel's head and now he was repairing my penis!

"After I had been bandaged up as protection against any possible infection, I asked the obvious question. 'Can I play against Everton on Tuesday?"

He almost lost his manhood and he was thinking about the next match, clearly loves the game.

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